Pulling a Statler and Waldorf, and getting away with it. Obviously self-justifying.

Like,
- seeing such code always makes me feel nostalgic.
- nostalgic for what?
- DDT!

Though my all-time fave is:
- I'd say this is medium code.
- Medium?
- It isn't rare, and it certainly isn't well-done.

DDT ?

@MadMadMadMrMim Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, a pesticide that became infamous for its environmental impact.

Also a nice one:
- Ouch, ouch!
- What's wrong?
- Either it's stomach ache or the code base, but I hope it's stomache ache.
- Why?
- That gets better after a while.

@Fast-Nop heh that was dredged from the pages of history yes I vaguely remember that