I'm just new to this and i don't know what to rant

You could rant about how your perfect life is preventing you from bonding with your less fortunate ranting peers.

“My bloody company! I get any tools I want, the pay is great and they’re always listen to all my ideas. How am I going to progress if they keep wrapping me in cotton wool? I’m hoping we get a customer who hasn’t a clue what they want, but is adamant that we build it. FML.”

You could just comment

Have a bad life, this place is not for happy people.