Spec'ing out a data analysis tool for several billion transactions and I got this when sending the final spec to the client.

Client: "I don't see why it takes so long, I downloaded this template from theme forest and edited it in dreamweaver, it only took 3 hours"

Well at least you know the prospect is clueless.

One day, I was building a website for an association of a friend of mine.

I've created the design and sent it to the client. He really loved it. He insist to have a website that it will be simple to administrate. So, I propose to use WordPress. Client love the idea. He loved open source.

5 days later, I received a mail from the client. He said : "Hey, I seen that it was possible to add themes to WordPress. I've found one.. I will use it instead of the one you develop for me"

#TrueStory