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What if instead of getting the pfizer or moderna vaccine, you got a VaccineProvider in your arm instead?

Now you can swap out whichever vaccine you like

Let's call it... Dependency Injection

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  • 0
    Or give the vaccine to animals and call that monkey patching..
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    Isn't that technically what all those crazy people think it is?

    Just a bunch of Borg nanochips replicating in their bloodstream downloading the latest firmware from Microsoft.
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    There's literary a dependency injection framework called "tsyringe"
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    @hitko by Microsoft. Important detail.
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    @rabbi think the syringe is the injection container. As long as the vaccine sports the toLiquid() method it's gonna work.
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    @hjk101 So? Microsoft developed TypeScript, I don't think some random bozo on the internet can make a better dependency injection framework than the original authors of the programming language. Also the two programming languages where dependency injection is currently used the most were developed by Microsoft, not to mention that Microsoft engineers pretty much invented the concept back in late 90s.
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    @hitko hahaha you didn't get it. Not bad-mouthing Microsoft.

    Nice addition to the conspiracy theory. They must have been planning it for years...
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