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Had a conversation with the client , idiot was asking what will happen to the Android application.If he clicks the power off button.

I fuxking want to killl myself -_-

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    New rule, as devs we all agree to say "a kitten dies" as the response to any dumb question.

    What if the user presses the power off button?

    A kitten dies.

    What if we could add feature x?

    A kitten dies.

    I have a suggestion, would it be ok for you to?

    A kitten will die.

    If we all stick to the story then all stupid requests and questions will be phased out.

    We can behaviourally condition them...

    I have a question!

    Will it cause a kitten to die?

    Maybe.

    Don't suggest it then.
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