Pleb: "What's your job?"
Me: "I'm a programmer."
Pleb: "Great, because I have a problem with my pri..."
Me: "STOP! Last person who thought I was a printer support serf got strangled with the printer cable."
Pleb: "But it's a wireless printer."
Me: "Right, where's the power cord?"

  • 11
    you funny piece of shit, i like you !
    Also, i will use this masterpiece of quote every time someone asks to be strangled to death
  • 5
    And since that day, Mr Pleb was never heard from again
  • 2
    hehe, cool it psycho.
  • 3
    My stupid wireless printer needs to be restarted every time I need to use it, I thought I was buying convenience...
  • 4
    Printers are evil.
    (And so am I)
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