Me: *tells manager that we have too many meetings*
Manager: *schedule a meeting to explain why we need many meetings*

Chad manager xD xD xD
Stupid af, but that's some top kek xD
"Yo dawg, I heard you dislike meetings"

Schedule a 90 minute meeting every day overlapping with lunch time, with ambiguous titles like "Brainstorming session for The Project".

Use a python zoom bot to join that meeting, and play a prerecorded stream of you saying random meeting-like sentences like "I scheduled this meeting to align our goals", "What is your opinion on the current process?", repeated "hmm" and "hm-hmm" sounds, "Yes, definitely" and "Wow, great minds think alike!"

Also, call the manager randomly on their mobile phone number without caller ID, also during the evening, with really annoying technical questions they would never know the answer to.

It could be so funny, but not. It's too vital

Wow this is so genius

😂 my friends is leaving his job because of this.
They called another meeting to discuss ask why.