me and my ex are talking again mwahhaha, i ghosted the other dude i liked so i can focus on my ex more. i did like the other guy but he was so dry and never talked to me, and always gave me mixed signals. he did claim he felt the same way though. fuck confusing men.

"What could possibly go wrong?"and other hilarious jokes we tell.

This is gonna end badly xD prove us wrong if you can

"But he was so dry" - you mean he's not wet? I'm confused.

@Devnergy he never talked or texted.

@hireath Btw., that won't work with your ex, or at least not for long. Either he has some basic dignity and refuses so that the matter is solved.

Or he accepts, which also tells you that you can pull off any shit on him. You'll lose your respect for him and hence won't feel attracted anymore, at least not for more than being buddies.