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perkele
2y

I love when customers ask for ways to make their website more annoying.

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  • 9
    "The costumer is always right!"

    Except for the 90% of the time they aren't...
  • 12
    Gotta love those buttons that run away from the mouse. And randomized page layouts. And auto playing music.

    On a more serious note, I really do love ridiculous controls like the cannon volume control, the digits of pi phone number input, etc.
  • 2
    Here's a suggestion, pass your laptop and mouse to the client and say this "Hey you budget bill gates, mind to demonstrate to me how exactly and specifically you want your website coded? "

    If they told you a static website, "Very well, just f××king use WordPress or wix.com. "

    With all seriousness, this is just me arguing with my imaginary customer 😁😀
  • 1
    @Root ling’s cars?
  • 3
    "Can you please add this video with sound and autoplay on my website?".
    Then does it himself and adds a 50mb mp4...
  • 1
    @piratefox oh that is amazing
  • 1
    @Root no, YOU are amazing 😎

    But yeah, Ling’s cars is art
  • 1
    @Fapoleon “I could but Google is doing all it can to prevent it, including making it super hard to do so, this will hurt your SEO, do you understand this?”

    “Pfft, Google doesn’t know shit”

    “If you say so…”
  • 1
    @Root
    Took me a while to find that one but it is awesome https://reddit.com/r/...
  • 1
    @hjk101 That’s the one!
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