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user32.lib not found anywhere on my pc, okay, fuck it, let's google and download first random one that I come across because fuck this colossal piece of shit of a failure of a joke of a pipeline.
first google result:
"To get User32.lib, I think we should install Microsoft Platform SDK first. Here are the download web pages of Microsoft Platform SDK"
NO! GO FUCK YOURSELF, I HAVE ABOUT 3 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE PLATFORM SDK INSTALLED AND FUCK ALL IT DOES FOR ME YOU FUCKS. JUST GIVE ME A LINK TO THAT SPECIFIC FILE YOU DUMB FUCKS.
next results have downloads, cool.
NO! THE FUCK!
.LIB, YOU FUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CAN'T YOU EVEN READ???
oh there we go, it DOES exist on my PC.
20thousand separate versions of it do... of course.
i don't give a shit, let's grab this random one from masm32 folder.
oh hey cool, the error is still there, IT CAN'T EVEN FIND THE FILE WHEN ITS IN ITS RUNNING DIRECTORY. FUUUUUUUUUCK.
what fucking good are you, Visual MASM??? You're not an IDE, you're just a fucking retarded pretender. Nothing that is needed for you to be useful is INTEGRATED. FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE DYNASTY AND EVERYONE WHO EVER TOUCHED IT.
THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE NEED TO FUCKING BURN IT EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND AND START AGAIN.
Yes, burn linux too. Burn ESPECIALLY linux, because that's where this bullshit comes from. Twentythousand fucking 1kb commandline apps that have no awareness of each other shat all over the place, and it's the job of the user to remember where's what and what needs what even though each of those cr-apps is fucking useless by itself so for them to be of any use they HAVE TO BE PART OF A SINGLE PIPELINE BY DEFAULT. But nooo, nooo, no concept of that exists anywhere, user is the one to carry the fucking buckets of bits from the ass of one of them to the mouth of the other, FUCK YOU.
Lol, SASM pretends to work and even build... Except I have no idea where it builds to, and when I try to change settings, it shits the bed, and when I try to build anything except the default almost-blank new file, it shits the bed even more, again, missing paths and links, syntax errors, what the fuck...
okay, ASM Visual?
ASM Visual actually builds, and I can find the exe, and it actually works!
It still makes a wet fart when I try to run in debug mode from the IDE, because it can't find the debugger, but...
OMG! THIS ACTUALLY DOES STUFF OUT-OF-THE-BOX!!!!
I... I... I can't believe it!
...and even the debug run works when I select x64dbg instead of WinDbg!
OH. MY. GOD.
A new year's miracle :-O
nitnip1470142dTime to leave a positive review then