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@PonySlaystation that's an implicit given with this customer. they wouldn't find their own arse if you told them to sit down on their hands.
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@tosensei dude you made it worse. Now their hands disappeared.
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@hjk101 now they can't write their annoyingly redundant user stories of redundant redundancy (which still don't contain any information whatsoever) anymore! VICTORY!
customer: "hey, feature X is broken!"
me: *asks for details
customer, one week later: "feature X contains information about Y, that *must not* be"
me: *looks at code, at git-history, at related tickets
customer, one year ago: "hey, feature X *must* contain information about Y"
me, all the time: :-|
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