colleague: Do you write functional code?
me: I strive for working code, yes.

@CeladonCookie so many developers feel this way. Still don't understand why. So glad that go fmt does not.

Tabs are made for indenting. We don't predominantly use terminals anymore and can actually set the tab width in every tool we use. In html people understand that using 4 nbsp tags is stupid and a span with css is the way to go.