I hate when installers have "British English" and "American English" listed

It should say "English" and "English (simplified)"

English and Murican

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The US: it's all about efficiency! That's why we leave out the superfluous 'u' in "neighbour".

Also the US: use a 2.5t truck instead of walking 500m to the bakery.

@Fast-Nop this demonstrates that it's about laziness, not efficiency

@Fast-Nop you forgot to use the imperial measurement system for the truck. The US are not complete without their stupid measuring system

@tombjarne That's environmental responsibility: if you fill up gallons, you need fewer of them than you'd need litres.

English (bloated with french) and English (partially debloated)

If it was German, people would start to write Colo:ur to be inclusive.

Sod off you wanker bugger.

Yeah it should be
English (Correct)
English (Wrong)

British pint vs American pint: which would you prefer? Not talking about types or brands, but size

Or, as per linguistic history: English and Original English before it was changed to reflect on the petulance felt by getting our asses handed to us by a bunch of colonials, yes, let us make ourselves sound different.

Fuck yeah, I said it.

@AleCx04

Fusty English 'r kicketh the bucket wench!

translation:

Old English or die bitch!