Client: When will you give me an update on this feature

Me: In two weeks

Client: okay that’s fine

Client proceeds to call me everyday asking me for an update🤨🤨

Fuck you sir.

  • 0
    you can't park there sir.
  • 5
    He gave you a chance to exceed your expectations every day! Nice client 🤡
  • 5
    Due to your necessity of permanent updates, we lost daily X minutes, accumulated to Y minutes per week.

    We decided to delay the release by N days to compensate for the additional time of telephone support.
  • 1
    You raising your invoice....
    Client : When am i supposed to pay this ?

    You : You have 15 days before the bill is due

    Calling everyday untill it is paid :wink
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