Man do I want to like Safari, but Safari doesn’t like me.

Why do you want to like Safari?

You can still use Firefox on your mac.

@Lensflare because it’s not Chromium, and I get the best battery life of all browsers.

@Oktokolo Battery life.

@athlon: Battery life sounds a lot like needing a web firewall extension - uBlock origin works fine with minimal configuration in Firefox (surely don't want to fiddle with uMatrix on a phone). Also don't forget, that you actually can close tabs when being done with them...

@Oktokolo closing tabs? We don’t do that here! 😅

@Lensflare: I know.