I present to you “way I will surely startle the husband at some point in the future”

Before reading the text my first thought was "wow, how did _you_ piss off the Mafia?"

@lbfalvy And that’s exactly what his first thought will be when he opens the box. 🤣

Icing on the cake, when he opens the box, you scream "OMG, they found me!!!", then run out the house, get in the car and drive away.

Sprinkles on the icing would be having a hidden camera to capture what he does next.

@PaperTrail As someone whose parents names were all over government agency watch lists due to their 70's-80's involvement in the cold war, and whose current wife had to change her SSN twice due to a family linked to organized crime -- I would probably not find that funny. 😅

Prediction: Rant about hate fucking incoming.

@lbfalvy I thought of the godfather too lol funny how that works lol

@lbfalvy that film has brainwashed a generation

@AmyShackles I'd think 'ÀÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAA!" Would about cover it lol

OH MY HOURSE