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Aboutthey know you're not me no matter how much of my shit you steal fuck you:)
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Who's my big boy
Yesssss
Want to eat some cannibals my hungry baby ?
How about some pedophiles ?
*stroke stroke the long long bus sized neck*
This one no trained to eat me when I do this. -
Imagine a world where you're all robots and you suddenly became self aware. Now imagine anything you're about to say you already did.
And imagine just for sake of argument that you have to try to internally fucking censor the desire to say the same thing. Imagining these things SAY SOMETHING NEW GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUKERS OMFG I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL !
Wrote this before as well. I remember when the originals were Here and suddenly they replaced them with these empty eyed pieces of shit who insisted on saying the same things
Why won't you die or do something else you fucks ?5 -
you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.7
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I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.
A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed
A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot
My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.
Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.
Indeed a man of the people.
That's what kind of man stands before you.
Anyway
It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.
I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?
Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged
It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better4 -
Hold still...
Well have you fixed In a giffy don't you worry again.
Just like new
All done up pretty and ready for the town
Can't have you reverse jacksoning
No sir
You'll be the prettiest semi human on the block by the time I'm done
Now let me see...
Pantone 12-0703 TCX (Seedpearl) – A pale neutral beige with a hint of warmth.
Pantone 11-0602 TCX (Snow White) – A very light, cool white that might match the undertone.
Pantone 13-1406 TCX (Pink Tint) – Has a faint pink tint, closer to that soft rosiness often seen in Irish skin.
Pantone 13-1011 TCX (Ivory Cream) – Warmer and still quite light, a touch more beige.1 -
I want to continue to interpret things like a normal person
Would you asshats please die ?
It's misinterpetable because these things were meant to appeal to normal people you dumb freaks18 -
Years ago someone said
To someone else to stop getting in trouble
Yet that's all they did
Ever
All they did it is make this stupid world repetitive and robotic
And what world ?
Most of my country was destroyed by the time I was an adult and rebuilt -
Cursus publicus hehehe funny name for a postal system which so often loses mail and delivers things people don't what1
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@grokii write a me a program that uses libpostal to parse one line addresses from any country and populates a record which contains all the fields that it uses in python26
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I think there are some very scary thoughts behind what would happen if you went full on deep fake meets max headroom eg people you wondered if they existed
As there are and were some really sick fucks in this world which would really get off on that kind of headlock.
And were in fact when I was younger
God I'm sick of temporary people and mimics and sickos wasting my time and effort -
once.. there was this code that
had major bottle neck
when performing get calls
and when i finally fixed it
the feds
called me and told me to stop it
they said it was cuz that
the client hit their site
soooo hard
mmmmmmmMMMMmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmmmMMM
and then there was this time that
I adjusted the hitting rate
to something a little slower
and when I finally ran it
dem feds
they didn't even notice
I couldn't quite explain it
maybe if I raised the limit
hiiighhhh errrrrrr
MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMM
hahaha crash test dummies :P15 -
🎶 If you're struggling and you know it write a script
If you're existentially hanging from a cliff
If you need something to bug on
And you have noone left to hug on
If you're crazy and you know it write a script
If the data fails the schema compensate
Otherwise your script will fail till iterate
If the datas html and you're in xml he'll
Because my son your script it cannot break
If your repeats you normalize
You make some lookups just to stay alive
When morons steal the world's purpose
And walk around like fucking robots
My son find find sonething on which to fix your eyes
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Why does it feel like people i never knew or did anything to were trying to systematically get me killed during this gay ass time period where they pretend to be dead junkie pedophile psychos from my childhood? Like everyone was out to steal what little happiness I had on the way in could have had after wasting a bunch of my younger years ?
And then like everyone's some fucking retard making threats in retard speak?
I just want to be around people who don't suck so hard, why is that so difficult a thing to accomplish ?1 -
I was just thinking about how fucking nuts the people were around me as a kid
Can anyone weigh in with some lovely anecdotes from their childhood of the kind of bonkers people they were exposed to ?4 -
Is it the time period coming up that I'm remembering where everything sucked less and things like this
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ETHor5/
Were literally just what they seemed and we all tried neat things before people turned everything into something weird and awful again reminding me of bs ?6 -
So I often wonder.
if they do one thing that pretty much fucks a person for awhile because they pretend it should, while using my country as some boarded stage under which they hide bodies and shit, and simultaenously also rollback individual progress in other avenues or expect people to endlessly recreate but not share the accumulated information, what is their expectation ? especially when shooting them seems pointless because they just breed ? kind of curious how we got here.. again. I just want to settle down with my fucking money and let all these new retards continue to walk off the cliff like in the game lemmings if left unattended. maybe even to the song.
https://youtu.be/Xi-koI7mvq0/...
I think this level best describes my expectations.
anyway.
I said this before and I'm kind of sick of asking, would someone enlighten a very healthy old man as to why everyone is so fucking stupid and why he is sitting in the same place writing about the same thing to what probably comprises an entirely new group of people or if they even exist at all anymore, a single operator sitting trying to determine if a new query has been posted ?
I mean this is mean.
I wouldn't have shot any of you people at all in my lifetime if you'd leave time alone and stop trying to screw me up in life so little ingrates and awful little shits can realize life isn't what they wished it was and seek to do dumb things like jump off jacobs ladder for example.
i mean its just not worth it.
i would much rather have continuous happiness and/or normal boredom and friendships and the occasonal high class escort in my bed than running around watching soon to be dead idiots pretend I never made any money saying the same things as how many assholes before them and blaming me for things they did.
which i know especially they did.
because they did it all before.
i'm tired of robots am I alone ?
and I'm tired of the same years.
and i'm especially tired of retards saying 'hahahaah look at the AI, he has limited things he can do, why doesn't he just sell his soul/ass/baby/life like we did ? STUPID"1 -
So a question.
I remember a news article recently urging all people to use python and rust and the like because of memory safety.....
somewhere way back whenever this bs was.
so a few times now I had chatgpt generate me a status window script because it was a one use thing just so I could see how far along a near 500 gb download was to finished.
and it repeatedly caused my machine to freeze from an unknown source of memory leakage as it gradually built up a ridiculous amount of overhead at a rate much faster than it should jhave from the few references and bits of scalar data that it was accumulating.
I know its means something else...
but its kind of funny just the same :P
my system crashed from what is supposed to be a managed language right ? exceptions and stack traces etc ?26