Couple of new colleages started last year.

Working with the new Full stack dev: Your WP site is slow? Try this new shiny CMS and just start all over!

Working with the new designer:
Can you send me the assets? Can you send me the assets? Can you also send me asset A? Can you also send me asset B?

Working with the new project manager:
So is it correct that i’m planned in for five projects today?!