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Yup, 1 million lines of code is nothing for me
I just noticed that I ++ed almost every quote ._.
Radioh1023yI heard that IBM used to bill customers based on written lines of code. Not sure if true, though.
swith593ySure, but if your plane is 10kg, something has probably gone wrong...
Or you've built an expensive drone that's only for platinum air miles rodents, and your plane company is fucked
Or it's made of paper and you've really really fucked up and might accidentally kill the person in front of you if you try and launch it across the office...
Or your scales broke when you tried to put an entire fucking plane on them
boom5613yOr measuring burgers by their weight. Wait that went wrong
RandomQuote10"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof progra...
RandomQuote33"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski
RandomQuote31"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell