Forever alone.

Will this suffice you ?

@sam9669 what specie is that intriguing creature x)

// I'm being silly.

Welcome to the club of people with with brains and $$$ (variables), but no GF's or SO's.

Theoretically, the more reputation you have here the harder it will be to find one out there.

So, pull up a chair, pull out your editor and start programming one of those artificial ones we saw in that 80s movie.

tfw you have to make a girlfriend

DRY :3