When someone doesn't know what regular expressions are...

What is that monstrocity?

Wow 😐

The android app won't rotate to landscape.

I just died 20% there

Oh my code.

I guess something else needs to be replaced...

WTF, just WTF!
I would suggest you take the source code and run a ".replace("replace", "take a programming class or two")" on the whole thing, return it to the author with the words "I changed it just a tiny bit, and now it won't compile anymore. Could you have a look?"...