Being productive requires that I have an extra large coffee in the morning.
Having an extra large coffee in the morning requires that I get up to take a wizz every 30 minutes until lunch.
Catch 22.

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    Solution: Just bring your laptop to the bathroom and stay on the toilet all day 👍
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    By the sounds of it, lunch seems to kill the whizzing. Just have lunch really early.
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    @CrankyOldDev i tried that but now i have a pooping problem
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