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My girlfriend...

We can't go longer than a few seconds without her saying something trivial and demanding validation from me 😂😂 Oh and trying to work while your lady is half naked sprawled out on the bed isn't very easy either...

Oh well, some things you just have to deal with in life.

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  • 10
    "half naked sprawled out in bed" I think that's a natural sign of "I want the D"
  • 7
    @filthyranter which is of course, very, very distracting 😂
  • 5
    Ooh my....! Hahaha...interesting....simply give it and have them relaxed for hours 😂😂🙌
  • 6
    One way or another, this smells fishy... 😮
  • 6
    @filthyranter mountvol D: "TheD"
  • 9
    Easy solution is to imagine Trump on that bed, half naked. You will be working non-stop just to forget that mental picture. Not sure if you'll ever look at your girl the same ...
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    @rusty-hacker
    Really depends on which Trump ;-)
  • 0
    @hjk101 Ha! Very true.
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    @penguin I would pick her too if limited to trump's.
    As for concentration/removing distractions anyone have experience with noise cancelling headphones?
  • 1
    Same here - except I have no girlfriend
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    @hjk101 I've got noise cancelling + auto on-off headphones by AKG (AKG K271 MK II) - expensive but it was a gift -
    and noise cancelling earphones by JBL (JBL T290, I think... those were less expensive). They're not even advertised as noise cancelling but I can't hear ANYTHING of the outside anymore when I wear them. Not even a bomb would distract me if I listen to music.
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