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What I can figure out:
You give me a large application with multiple projects/classes/files/functions that is tens of thousands of lines long, I can debug it. I can picture the multi-dimensional data structures, objects that contain lists of other objects, all in my I head.

What I can't figure out:
Should I or should I not look at the person sitting at their desk when I walk back to my desk from the bathroom.

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  • 0
    I Can relate ☝️
  • 1
    I like people like you. Hardworking and diligent but avoid all the unnecessary drama and other office bs
  • 3
    Always look at them.

    If they look away, you win.

    Else, say hi and smile :)

    Life's good.
  • 0
    Stare into their eyes and do a creepy smile. They won't look at you next time you pass by. Profit! Get firing notice. Cry a lot. Send resume to other companies. Stare creepily at them during the interviews so they'll learn their lessons about looking back at you. Smell rejection. Get evicted. Live on the streets. Stare creepily at people that pass by. Get arrested for pedophilia. Go to jail, stare creepily at inmates. See them stare creepily back at you. Have a shower incident...

    Well at least now you definitely know you should always look in all directions.
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