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sam9669
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Business analyst and client, best "are you kidding" moments

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  • 25
    True story: i sold ctrl f search as a feature once.
    Be me
    Presenting the program to a bunch of govt officals
    They see a screen contains lots of entries
    O:"hmm does your program have a search feature?"
    Me: "of course, here look" i do the ctrl f and bring the tiny search box, absolute poker face
    O:"we should buy this software"
  • 15
    "Here's a mockup I did in Word!"

    *screams internally*
  • 1
    I can do that for you but it will cost $50,000 if you need it next week.
  • 0
    From an idea that is only in your head, you will definitely not be able to make a profit, and no one will buy it from you! In order for your idea to gain value https://jack-mason.co.uk/laundrapp-... , take the first real steps towards its implementation, and not in the form of a business plan on a piece of paper, but in the form of a real project that can be shown, or real first transactions, etc.
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