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A programmer comes home from work. The spouse says, "Could you run to the store for me? Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen". He goes to the store and comes back with 13 gallons of milk.
buyMilk()
if (eggs) {
for (var i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
buyMilk()
}
}
undefined
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