Why is there no avatar with a mustache optionally with handles and a goatee with a butterfly...

All visual stuff is @trogus

I'm happy to add more facial hair options, those are fun and easy. But not sure what you're looking for. Can you attach a representative image?

@trogus couldn't manage to knot one myself today, but some white silk band knot as a butterfly (two loops tied together by a knot in middle) then attached to a goatee :p

For the mustache, a small thin patch :)
I guess you get the picture