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MrR0bot
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Client: Hi I'm having trouble with my computer.

IT Guy: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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  • 3
    Hey most of the time it works
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  • 1
    To quote what is probably the single greatest dev rant of all time: "Not a single living person knows how everything in your five-year-old MacBook actually works. Why do we tell you to turn it off and on again? Because we don't have the slightest clue what's wrong with it, and it's really easy to induce coma in computers and have their built-in team of automatic doctors try to figure it out for us. The only reason coders' computers work better than non-coders' computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad."

    And that's just an aside in a very long rant. https://stilldrinking.org/programmi...
  • 2
    God i miss that show....

    Dem glasses are shit init?!!

    A gun ! a gun ! Ive got a ruddy gun!

    Vista?!
    We going to die!

    Let put that with the rest of the fire...
  • 1
    If reboot didn't work:
    IT guy: I'm sorry but you'll need to buy a new computer
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