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List of shit my superior said and wrote in the project:

1. Prefer to write "pure" SQL statement rather than ORM to handle basic CRUD ops.

2. Mixing frontend and backend data transformation.

3. Dump validation, data transformation, DB update in one fucking single function.

4. Calculate the datetime manually instead of using library like momentjs or Carbon.

5. No version control until I requested it. Even with vcs, I still have to fucking FTP into the staging and upload file one by one because they don't use SSH (wtf you tell me you don't know basic unix command?)

6. Don't care about efficiency, just loop through thousands of record for every columns in the table. An O(n) ops becomes O(n * m)

7. 6MB for loading a fucking webpage are you kidding me?

Now you telling me you want to make it into AJAX so it'll response faster? #kthxbye

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  • 2
    Use brainfuck it makes it blazing fast 😐
  • 3
    Y U NO LISSEN 2 UR SUPERIOIR REEEEE

    Seriously though, don't bother trying something to improve the quality of the projects, it's their problems. If you put to much time trying, you won't get the recognition you should have and most of these cunts won't think twice if they want to fire you.
    Good luck for the future though 😊
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