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Decide to update main apache server before going on a date with my girlfriend, and I somehow fuck it and the server up. She is here in 20 minutes, and the entire site is down. FML

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    Did you make it? :/
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    Our Rules:
    1. Never commit work on a Friday
    2. Never run updates on live sites before testing on a staging environment first
    3. Never update servers when other important tasks are scheduled in for that day
    4. Have regular breaks
    5. Commit all files to version control
    6. Make regular on-site and off-site backups
    7. Never trust user input
    8. Get 50% deposit up front before work is started
    9. Plan all server maintenance tasks and inform customers a week before
    10. Always have a signed contract for each project
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    You literally fucked the fuck
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    @edwrodrig what do you mean?
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    @cGF0 so far it's just our 10 commandments
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    @laceytech screw the date
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    She picked me up, I brought my sports bag with gym clothes and MacBook in it, and I ended up sneaking work in while she was prepping/away etc.

    I got it up and running again, it shut down later in the evening, and at about 3:30 tonight I believe that I fixes everything..
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