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jaltek
3y

Got some customers not paying their bills?
Play russian roulette with these projects on the prod. server:

# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /<path_to_project> || echo "*click*"

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  • 1
    Sorry to spoil the fun but what will this do?
  • 9
    @electrode It has a random 1 in 6 chance of deleting the project. Otherwise, it says *click*, as if you're firing an empty revolver chamber.
  • 0
    Hahaha 😁 but you'd backup first right?
  • 14
    @electrode *nonchalant shrug, smirk*
  • 7
    Wow I'm really tempted to set that up as a Cron job somewhere on some poor souls machine lmao!
  • 2
    Program your code so, that if you hadn't sent the application a unlock key after one month of running it, that it will forward to your paypal.me page (until the client pays and you send the unlock key to the program)
  • 5
    @cr78 this is actually illegal in many countries including most of the European countries... unfortunately..

    However what you can do is "lose" the encryption keys when doing an update 😇
  • 3
    @electrode huh? backup? Oh yeah, sure.
  • 0
    😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh so hard
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