I was at work today, coding and such. A girl walked in, so pretty and smart looking, beautiful eyes and all.. and asked if she can use my computer for a moment. That's it. C'mon what did you expect! We code!

"Thanks dev!" The pretty lady said as she slipped into his faux leather desk chair. "Would it be wrong if I asked you to get me a drink of water? I'm super thirsty".
"uh.. yeah, no problem. I'll be right back... but hey don't tell anyone I'm letting you use my machine. You know rules and all", the dev nervously uttered.
The dev walked over to the water cooler while the pretty lady pulled out a pen drive and quietly installed a virus onto his machine.
She smiled and whispered under her breath, "What did he expect from a girl at a coding place?"

Btw, for everyone downvoting me. It was sarcasm. It was a joke. I did not mean to be sexist. I would love to have more female coworkers (not because I want to hook up with a girl in coding since I am happy with my current partner) since I think it'll be nice variety.

Yeah now that I read back my comment it really seems like I am a woman hater. I'm going to remove my comment.

wait... now my comment doesn't have any context. lol (If it means anything, I didn't down vote you.)

xD sorry dude, had a reputation to save :D thanks anyway