From now on I won't be supporting ie. Instead I will just show a page saying fuck you. Maybe then people will stop using that garbage.

give me the snippet pls, when you're done ^^

Lol so you can change someones cursor while using your site.... You could make it a 1000px by 1000 px image that says go upgrade your browser to something that isn't ie. Or have it as an image that's overlaid on the site but follows the cursor.