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"You cannot disable the E2E tests".
Lol. You don't know my powers. XD
I disabled the E2E tests. Suddenly everything worked like a charm.
Small story of how I fixed a build pipeline for good. There was a lot of rage to deal with afterwards, but I was just too tired of that bukkake mess they called E2E pipeline...
(It was a selenium protractor angular thingamabob... If I had to do a metaphor, I'd describe it as an elderly dementia patient with a defilibrator suffering from dementia... If that thing worked it was a miracle).
Document failures.
If the same part fails, rip it out, let the madness begin and just say: This fucked up piece of garbage costs us money, either rewrite or it will stay off. -
vBitza1662yCustom build pipeline, custom versioning system. Component version is kept in two places, one of them gets updated one of them doesn't. DevOps team: "yeah we know it happens, its the developer jobs to make sure it was updated in both places".
I love that I need to fucking babysit the fucking CI pipeline because, half of the times, it just RANDOMLY FAILS and I need to hit that fucking retry button like a 19th century kid respooling a loom.
rant