Cousin: my computer is broke
Me: oh, what happened?
Cousin: i dropped it and now it doesnt want turn on, can you fix it?
Me: im a programmer...
Cousin: yeah but you can fixed its the same thing!
Me:

My response if I wasn't so damn nice most of the time...

"Can you fix my computer that I dropped and is now in 100000 pieces?"
'No.'
"But you're good with com-"
'I said no. Don't ask again.'

But I can't because I'd feel like shit when they get ripped off by Best buy ; _ ;

@Rekonnect Hahahaha

I'm a simple man - I see JonTron, I like.