=>console.log('hi!')
=>I have a boyfriend!

🤐🤐🤐

Naw you'll find someone.

Girlfriend gf = new Girlfriend();

@nickj Oh if it only worked like this...

@Marethyun wouldn't Love Protocol be a peer to peer protocol?

@nickj That's so Object-ifying...

@nickj I see gf is not final

Programmers - we code like we die, alone

You just need to go for it more. Try the old Samy kamkar method.

Everytime I hear something like this, I wonder HOW did you say "Hi". "I have a boyfriend" is not the first thing a woman will think of reply, unless your Hi is a Howard-esque Hi with lost of inappropriate body language for a Hi.

@Eariel I would upvote but it'll ruin the 2017 points you have

@elazar, I'm already on 2018 🤗

@Eariel should I downvote then? ☺