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Was talking with a coworker about a fictional scenario. I described walking up to the secretary receiving desk and standing there eating donut holes. There is currently a box of donut holes sitting there. I talked about standing there eating the donut holes and just starting blankly at the secretary. If the secretary tries to engage in conversation I would just act as if nothing has been said. Just keep eating donut holes. I described this as being Aggressively Anti-Social (AAS).

I will need to add this to my ideas for a tech movie. Does anyone else think up alternate universe scenarios? These crack me up.

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    The Aggressive Anti-Social behavior will be mistaken for Aggressive Sexual Harassment.
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    @Wisecrack Yeah, I think I will change it to staring at the clock right there.
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    @Demolishun You could verbally making ticking noises as you watch the clock.

    The most obnoxious shit imagineable.
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    @Wisecrack you are officially part of my "weird people" group. You get why slightly twisting the mundane is both fucked up and funny.
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    @Demolishun I miss WKUK. Main guy passed away from falling off his patio or something mundane like that.
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    @Demolishun I also should thank you. I'm pretty sure you're the one that introduced me to DevRant.

    Life would be a lot different if you hadn't.

    I also want to apologize because you had a pretty cool idea for a business and I jumped in early and then jumped out. There was a shit ton of instability in my life at the time.

    How have things changed on your end?
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    @Wisecrack I don't think that was me.
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