After a lot of criticism and mending by the fellow mates, this is what I pursue further :

if(sad()==1){
sad.stop.();
beAwesome();
}
Thanks to all those who guided me.

how the fuck do you call stop() on an integer

@BindView Thats a bit off programming

These cliché programs wont help you gain ++, continued from your last rant

And your code has an error on line 2
No property stop found
Unknown '()' after '.' on line 2

@byte @BindView the guy just wants to fit in. Let's give him a while 8)

@dontPanic we're not hazing him or anything, we're just pointing out the code errors
Think of these as simple pull requests

Thanks a lot every one, but this was not to gain ++ but just to express myself.
Moreover I know that there is an error in the code, but 'cause it was a motivation post for me and for anyone I just wrote it.
Think of it metamorphically.

@BindView Note the missing brackets. That's perfectly valid JS. Apart for the dangling . before the brackets after stop

$scope.$watch('sad', function(newVal) {
log.important("Dont have a $(newVal) sad. Have a happy awesome instead!")
$scope.sad = false
$scope.beAwesome()
})

@Ashkin Oh man that's some verbose code

@Froot A full half of that was a log entry!

@Ashkin Java I presume. Java likes long codes

@Froot Angular 1 (JavaScript)

@Ashkin Oh boy