Has anyone tried Fetlang? Very interesting syntax and pretty funny :)
https://github.com/Property404/...

Code:
(This program lists all arguments passed to the executable)
(Variables:
Amy - iterator through argv
Betty - Temporary variable to record each argument
Carrie - '\0'
Saint Andrew's Cross - Fetlang's argv wrapper
)

Make Betty moan
Worship Carrie's feet

Bind Amy to Saint Andrew's Cross
Have Amy hogtie Betty
If Amy is Carrie's bitch
Make Slave scream Betty's name
Make Betty moan