Do you know how to milk a sheep?

You sell them iPhone accessories.

Is anyone else bothered by sheep being singular and plural?

@Demolishun Not really. Same way read is the same word for present and past tense.

I've been hearing about Apple warning users not to use any android phone chargers just because its USB-C compatible now.

They're still trying to sell you Apple certified USB-C Chargers because well, money.

@SidTheITGuy yeah, I saw a ref to overheat issue. No idea if legit or not.

@Demolishun

It's apple we are talking about.

Thought they weren't gonna pull some childish comeback against the EU forcing them to not be cunts?

Come on, it’s only $180 for 3 meters USB cable!

@Lensflare holy fuck! Are you serious?! I complain when my usb cables cost more than $20.

even with this, i am still buying an iphone over the whole fragmented inefficient, 30k ways to do something android man. I just want my phone to be a phone

@AleCx04 I stole this joke from somewhere else. I pretty much knew this would either piss people off or confirm people's biases. If it works, it works. Really wish there was more choice than 2 shitty vendors though.

@AleCx04 I told this joke to 2 people I work with that own iPhones. They both laughed. But one of them said "Ha, I don't own any accessories!" Then a little after mumbled, "They are too expensive..."

These guys are always good about throwing shit back at me. Fun times.

Ah... Finally a nice joke.

You know they switched to USB-C recently (due to EU's pressure), and yet they put notice everywhere: please our brand's charger, or your fragile Titanium Iphone 15 may overheat and explode in a beautiful firework.

They can't afford to lose their overpriced accesories sales.

The sheeps believed them, sadly.

Uneed, Baseus, etc made decent chargers, sold at a quarter price of theirs.

@AleCx04 the 30k ways are the reason i love it. Which is also the reason i'm using Linux not Windows. I guess people have just different preferences. didnt see the simplicity as one for anyone but people who need it simple :/

@AleCx04 then you don't want a smartphone...

@joewilliams007 I get you, and I also prefer Linux over Windows, but on that one I happen to find Linux distros much simpler than Windows, weird how sometimes our brain is wired.

@hjk101 valid point is valid