Crypto bots, please do us a favor and choke on my dick.

I should really close snek.molodetz.nl tab when I'm on call with a client.

@atheist please speak for yourself next time. Some of us like following each other outside of devRant.

I don't know what kind of pathetic childhood you had that makes you feel like hating everyone makes you the "cool" one but really it makes you an insufferable asshole that kills the vibe in the room whenever you walk in.

Everyone is like - Oh it's "that" guy again. Now we gotta come up with excuses to split and get away from this weirdo.

Also, fuck you. You absolute bitch.

This is the end of devRant, I think. You already know that I'm a YouTuber so you can always find me.

It's not possible the other way around, but I think it's for the better.

It was nice knowing all of you, and we had a pretty good run. Maybe we'll meet in real life, maybe we won't. Only luck will decide that.

So long !!

how can someone even hope to achieve AGI when humans are too fucking stupid to even comprehend what intelligence really is.

I opened facebook (don't ask why), and found a reel that's older people humor, and felt like commenting on it.

My days are numbered, aren't they?

If you see a toilet in your dream, do not,

I repeat,

DO NOT use it.

i wish i was a parrot so i could swear at people all i wanted and not get into trouble for it.

I am here, once again, to remind you of a simple fact.

Ostream did not delete himself.

dev communities can be the most toxic as well as the most welcoming at the same time.

just depends on what your timing is. You can get a bunch of links to help debug your issue or you can get told to "kill yourself".

You never know.

only when something gets taken away from you, that's when you realize the true value for it.

vibes ain't flyin' can't deadass sigma no cap lit ohio level 7900 fam, you're ngmi on god rizzling gyatt.

I want to buy a 4TB external drive, with the sole motivation to "preserve" as many games as I possibly can. I know it's not enough, but I want to save my fav games before they're completely gone from the internet.

I could do that, but then what if the Operating Systems go to shit? What if Windows rolls out an update, where you can't run .exe files anymore? Everything has to be installed and run from the Microsoft Store? What if an "online-only" version of Windows gets released and all previous versions get removed?

I know duh, get the Windows 10 cracked iso file as well. But it just depresses me, looking at the hoops I have to jump if all I want to do is enjoy older games.

I love freelancing. That's it.

age++

I made a video about senior software engineers. And I think y'all are the perfect audience for it.

Here, watch it -> https://youtube.com/watch/...

I'm gonna piss off the Linux users with this one and I don't care anymore.

Linux will never be able to match Windows and Mac software quality. Tell yourself all you want that it is superior for development purpose (which it is) but don't tell yourself that is an Operating System.

It's more like an Operating Environment, where I can run some apps, but not all apps, which defeats the purpose of an OS.

Writing code is fine, but the second you dive into apps like OBS Studio, the machines shits it's pants like b2plane does on a daily basis.

This is why people hate Windows and want Linux to step up and be good, but it can't happen because of "diversification". So many distros, just fucking pick one standard and stick with it for fuck's sake. This is why apps are not optimized for Linux.

Windows and Mac have standardization which is why I can fucking be productive with it.

"I use arch btw" yeah you do, but what can you do with it?

FUCKING NOTHING !!!

Linux is like that one loser friend who people want to see turn things around, but the fucker won't make it happen because they don't want to help themselves in the first place.

Tbh, ostream is a nice guy. Once you get over his

- Racism towards Germans
- Racism towards Jews
- Closeted racism towards anyone, really
- Psychotic episodes of rage
- Borderline criminal tendencies
- Bipolar disorder

It's actually fun to talk to him. You have to invest time and patience though.

Love you ostream bro.

his bipolar disorder
her schizophrenia

gaddayuumm advertisements are taking a field trip here. 70% of the screen area is ads.

i wonder if they have seen more than one cent of RoI.

You're telling me that, Google, the biggest tech company of all time, who primarily owns the web, couldn't come up with a function to add "Profiles" in the official Google Chrome app?????

Has @Demolishun deactivated his account?

If we have to explicitly tell the AI to "not hallucinate", does that mean AI models usually work with the assumption that they "can hallucinate"?

Tech Hiring is so cooked now. Every job posting I see is like this

Must have 5+ years experience in:

TypeScript, FastAPI, Kubernetes, Java Spring Boot, PHP, Angular, React, Vue, CI/CD, DevOps, AWS, TensorFlow, Machine Learning, Flask, Flutter, Swift, Android Studio, Blockchain, ROR, Perl, Redux, Clojure, C, C++, C#, Golang, PostgreSQL, MongoDB, DynamoDB, Java.

Please don't apply if you don't fulfill all of the requirements.

"Sir, your card got declined"

"First of all, lower your voice"

Never skip leg day.

if you're homeless, just.... buy a house

Video editing is hard af. I shifted from VSDC Free editor to Davinci Resolve now, and its kicking my ass.

That's all.

I saw a video today that claimed that the MOST STRESSFUL job in the world is ...

wait for it....

Midwife/Stay at home parent.

I lol'd at it. I just thought, can't they automate a bunch of their chores with say, roombas, dishwashers and washing machines?

Hospitals creep the fuck outta me. The excess smell of Dettol makes me wonder how many people died within a 10 meter radius and if any of them are "lingering" around.