Easy 50$... (l)user brings in a tablet and says she’s got a virus.... okay.

(L)user - “I have a virus, I can’t click on anything and there’s a green box around everything.”

Me - *turns off TalkBack* here you go, all fixed.

@nik123 I'm pretty sure flashing another ROM would've fixed that

Back when I worked for a Apple Premium Reseller as a Student I had so many elderly people that brought their iPhones / iPads where the browser doesn't work anymore and you clearly saw porn in the background... -.-

@wholl0p wait wait wait the old people are watching porn?

@GitOut Oh yes... And then a random popup appeared and they were trapped... I had to fix this issue about 6-8 times in one year 😅

@wholl0p oh

that makes me uncomfortable

@GitOut what shall I say? They looked into my face and I knew exactly what fetishes they have 😂

@wholl0p may lord have mercy on your soul

Define old people. I consider a 65yo person an elder. Seeing the fetishes of a septuagenerian and beyond are definitely awkward but if an old person to you is 50ish I mean, meh

@GitOut
Why is it still common that old people are not supposed to have a sex life.

Grow up.
Everyone is doing it.
Downies. Autists. Women on women. Men on men. Tortoise on salad. Mrs and Mr Santa.

Allow your (grand) parents to become human again after bringing you up all through this hellhole of life.

Enjoy yourself a byte
;)

@scor yeah I dunno, never really thought about old people and porn, my grandparents don't know how to use the internet so I never really thought about it

Had a user call me yesterday frantic about her Winblows computer.... The way she explained what was wrong with it, it sounded like she was the victim of ransomware... I fucking trip putting my pants on (it was late) and smack my face on my damn “hovering bed” and at this point I’m fucking pissed.... I get to my car and slam my fucking foot in the door causing the neighborhood dogo gang to burst out in unison. (I’d like to think they were cursing with me)

Anyways back to the story, I get there and see a Winblows login screen. Her fuck of a family member that’s YouTube computer smart put a password on the fucking machine and didn’t bother about telling her. I love my (l)users.

@diomonogatari with elderly people I mean the range from 58-75... It is definitely awkward