People of
"<in the first 5 minutes>
Sorry if I pronounced your name wrong
<continues on hours long obvious power trip>"
..

What is your home address?

T'is 'bout the fine things in life

!dev
Please enjoy this customer review I intercepted. Guess the company type and name that requested the feedback.

"______ drivers liberally show how bad it is to work for these companies.
Three quarters of all packages arrive damaged.
They park wherever they want.
No regard for traffic, people, property nor parcels.
Redefining rock bottom.
Not this delivery. Always. Everywhere. For a strong decade now."

Where's the shit wind gone?

Mummy! They wrote a book about me! ="O

Do we still do this ratey setup thing or am I too old?
Also, pro gamer here.
Blazing MLG ftw hfgl

eID and citizen services for European digital sovereignty.

Just too obvious PsyOps accounts spamming this platform.

Concerning your recent posts of jubilees,
Here, have yours dear fellow.

Cheers @Lensflare

Kommunism izreal!

The alternative.io to WebStorm

Ladies and gentlemen!

My partner got her credit card transactioned with about USD 500 from another continent.

On a card that had been shut down ten (10!) years ago.

The banks first statement :
Your account hadn't been closed down properly.
You're liable because it's your account.

="D
The cheek they have.

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Referring to @iSwimInTheC s rant

https://devrant.com/rants/5977066/...

rant!

tl;dr
fucked up shithead families with their entitlements
/tl;dr

What a line-up.

https://devrant.com/rants/4504247/...

One would have to be badass to just get out alive such families.

Is it a dev thing to strive for halfway decent acceptance or drive a no shit head policy?
Or just being able to find and accept people on their intent and thrive through (self) improvement?

I cut ties to four fifth of the family because of their meth head characters and the damage they impose on their direct, secondary and third party environment.

Hall of Fame of recent comments :

"If there were no information technology, every human had a job and there were no homeless people."
This brother of mine says to me while I helped him moving to a raging nazi shithole without water, electricity, roof, or sewers.
To the exact only one person of the family working in information technology.
Thanks.

Uhm. No. And there would still be machines and, well, the wheel?
Kthxbye!

Get on this board.
People posting clown world emoji.
Leave.

Happy 16th!
Now you're eligible to drink beer in Germany and wine in France, yay!

Here you go mate
Happy 44444!

"Longest you worked without rest + why?"

46hrs

2 x 14h shifts from 0400h on.
No breaks, toilet, drinks or food.
Intercepted by a removal and all the getting ready, getting there, preparing food and such stuff.

Quite common the 10-14hrs shifts these days. Logistics companies take pride on how they don't give a remote fuck about their employees. .. And! Regularly fucking up everything with their out of this world expectations and assumptions. Only thing stopping such madness? The reality of sailing the edge of bankruptcy.

Seconded by a university event that everybody fucked up and had to be pulled out of the mud with 44hrs straight.
Well. Intercepted by some booze.
Best part? My then time partner decided to throw an episode in my only free time. God I still hate that daemon. She must have committed a series of crimes against humanity by now. Easily could be responsible for the downfall of civilisation.

Here we go again.

Here you go, @black-kite.
Got you a proper 15!

Now who's a posh Git?

RIP in peace @Frederick

Long live District05!

Proud to facilitate your first grand, @fzammetti

Notifs, anyone?
Is that still a thing or have they been featured to oblivion?

It's dead. Devrant is dead.
If anybody wandering this earth were to enjoy random people ranting, without the possibility to filter, subscribe and connect.
No notifications means this platform is walking the plank.

Heya @Fast-Nop

Here's to your many sevens (7).
Beautiful assembly, perfect with that leading three (3).

Cheers mate

It quite snows digits these days

Glad to be of service.
This is a big one, too.

Gotcha me friend

Apply for a data engineer role.
Get invited for a data science interview.
HR says they're building AI and I were to supervise another person writing its algorithm.

It's a media company.
*Risitas intensifies*

When u try'na fuck with /etc