My ass crack itches. Probably from shitting to much. I have to pinch it instead of scratching so i can scratch it

Rant 2
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I realized when i sleep with my hot blonde gf i throw flashbangs out of my asshole while I'm sleeping! Cant stop exploding those grenades

https://devrant.com/rants/9505417/...

I would love to see you rant after you had Indian food and not the garbage that is sold under the name of Indian food in western countries but the "real" spicy indian food, better if it is authentic haryanvi food. If you survive till the end of meal, you would shit so much, it would be coming back out of your mouth 😂😂😂

have you considered shaving your ass 🤪

@iceb i shave my ass and my ass crack whenever the hairs grow too much

You and Prince Harry would have a lot to talk about, bruh.

I can't believe I'm seriously replying to this but...

Ass crack eczema is a thing.

Check it out if you have a red line down the middle of the crack.

I had it for a period when I was a teen and had some weird issues with some dry and red skin in parts (like in the folds behind my earlobes )

Fixed with some extra crack cleaning and common prescription free skin cream (hydrocortisone)

@jiraTicket ill clean my ass crack with shampoo more often