>site is production ready
>client requests new feature by end of week
>add feature and then site breaks on last day of week
>client freaks out even though we warned this is what happens when you add new features DURING LAUNCH WEEK

> be you
> be busy launching bootyful new website for money man
> one week to go
> money man wants more features
> be like 'noo that's going to deflate bootyful site'
> money man insists
> start working and inflate bootyful site even more
> bootyful website pops last minute
> money man angry
>> NO POP, JUST INFLATE
> 'dawg I told ya that booty going pop if you smash it when inflated to maximum capitalisium'
> be fixing bootyful site, inflating from the beginning
> inflate in time eventually
> money man still angry
>> COULDN'T SHOW GRANDMA IN TIME
> money man does not pay bills
> be you
> be angry

fixed.
Greetings,
Greentext master