If people shitted gold i would be the richest man of babylon in the history of mainkind and beyond richer than universe itself

okay, we get it, you're full of shit.

but if people shat gold, gold would be worthless - so no, you wouldn't be rich.

@tosensei this shit you said, is gold.

If a person's gut were somehow converting other elements into gold, perhaps using a small particle accelerator, the energy needed for a single golden stool would be equivalent to about 100 tons of TNT.

While the gold could perhaps be recovered from the resulting puddle of lava, the OP probably could not.

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