@4h4b i thought i was the only one whose java geekness was triggered 😂😂

Sometimes I get a feeling that we are working for the same company 😑😑. Or maybe it's just that all the companies that put business people in charge of production teams are all the same.. 🤔🤔

This is uncomfortably relatable to the project i'm working on right now 🙄

Tru dat.

@S-falken basically, any good encryption in unbreakable... politicians just don't grasp the concept of 'secure'.

When you solved one of the 2435 compilation errors and you boss says he wants it done by the end of the week.

This sounds too good to be true :-?

Vim is love, vim is life.

The moment when you want to hide such a small mistake and git wants to raise hell do your immediate push doesn't work so you have to ammend the commit, but there is a merge conflict.. and everyone gets about 5 mails about this little subtle stuff x_X

And that's how you shoot yourself in the leg.

Chill man, hate the distro not the kernel 😝

99 Little bugs in the code, tale one down, patch it around... 127 Little bugs in the code..

Sometimes I imagine that upper management really does it's planning that way.