Sounds you have a massive ego tbh

<No one wants to pay for your calculator app>

Maybe put yourself in a more senior mentality and educate him on the usefulness of unit tests?

Fuck stand-ups and fuck retrospectives

Company 'retrospectives' and stand-ups are so goddamn forced. Even when you voice your problems, team leads or even other devs are bound to ignore you. The hallway chatter or when having lunch are the best ways to actually find out about the status of a project.

Technically you could fuck a record.

@alexbrooklyn fuck symphony

Fuck legacy

Sorry to burst your bubble but that same rhetoric will apply to the next programmer that will look at your code...