To be fair, apples superiority complex and non-upgradable systems are super shit too, but ever since macOS gatewaydrugged me into the world of unix systems it felt like my atlas joint got readjusted and I could think clearly again. Now if I had the possibility to travel backt o the point of time where I was choosing my new Lappy, I would‘ve told him to buy high end parts and go for Linux. If I had to choose between osx and windows, I’d go for osx anyday.

@Grumm https://chat.openai.com/share/...

Tell Chatfpt to have an hostile opinion towards Microsoft in the custom instructions settings.

This must be ragebait 😂
If you’re serious tho, get help…

Prolly AI generated article

Sorry, but your dochub profile doesn’t show enough commitment to helping patients in your free time. Good luck on your search tho!
Best fuck yous
Clownworld inc

*lays down*

@jestdotty I believe managers don’t become managers because they’re good at the technicalities, but rather in leading other people

I had to explain to non tech people in an external company how they have to do their work. I do not believe of intelligent life forms in non tech departments either.

@usr--2ndry Right. I now thought about how driving a car from Microsoft would be like. The car telling you to shift, the gear knob is in the trunk, and when you ask the car why it tells you to go to a mechanic.

@lastNick work forces me to use a windows laptop. Clients send me excel files. Anything I do with this degenerate abomination POS garbage take a me 3 times longer than with a Mac / Linux machine.

@Hazarth Easily achievable with Tailscale. Super easy to setup and no need to blast holes into your firewall.

@C0D4 maybe it’s the experience, but I can’t see how it is any more difficult to install Ubuntu Desktop than it is to install windows

Everything’s using arch, btw

Hang in there, you just gotta find the right page in the spellbook

@daniel-wu nah they probably made a fortune training their ai models on OPs data, no reason to side with them

You guys violated rule number one:

Do not push to production on a Friday

Thank you for your wisdom, Kanye. I’m gonna stop living like a pussy bitch and start making millions of dollars now.

Whatever you do, don’t go windows.

@dontbeevil jobs is a snake too. He just told his minions what to do and got all the praise

@TeachMeCode
Sonic knew he could run to escape the loan sharks, but it was always a matter of time until they catched up. He tried telling them that he has the rings by tomorrow. The loan sharks thought he lied, as Sonic did the last time, so they employed the usual methods to squeeze out the truth.

George Orwell is sending his regards

@awesomeest im starting to question that too. The company who produces this ERP ONLY offers a MS-SQL connector.

I couldn’t download azure data studio anyway. It threw an ungracefully handled 500 status. Probably my guardian angel

@xcodesucks Word. Every company goes web first, it’s getting so annoying how when you click a button it takes ages to load the page behind it.

Pretty sure the culprit is ai.exe

I showed this meme to my 20 y/o sister. She didn’t get it. Fuck I’m old

How much longer until people realize that developing with JavaScript will bring the Date of the next software crisis closer by the minute?

Want to move your mouse inside the window? With adobe cloud premium enterprise plus, you can! For only *insert ridicously price* a week! Billed annually, per user, per render, per eye movement coverage of 60% of the window

@jestdotty It wouldn't be so infuriating if the underlying intention of such welcoming animations weren't to just move you further down the funnel.

@Ranchonyx surely, if the person you’re interacting with shows signs they’ll actively use your quirks against you. I forgot to elaborate, I specifically those people who walk around with a mask on AND believe them acting „normal“ gives them the right to judge people who just don’t give a fuck. Those are the pitiful