Environments that have everything setup often don't let you go outside the lines. Which can make work 10x harder.

Me thinking electrically: How the fuck!?

I thought that is what she got when she married you? I don't know if a monkey is more entertaining than backflips to get out clothes.

If there is anything that seems like waste of manpower is pixel perfect web apps.

NWO is DOA. Even people within the WEF have said this.

Isn't the best beer in Europe still made in Germany?

It depends upon motivation of the accuser. If its my boss that just wants something fixed I don't worry too much. He will realize it wasn't my shit when it was in the repo for more than 10 years.

This actually happened. I was working on something with a name that sounds similar to current crisis (some crash bug). My boss at the time says "You were working on 'similar sounding name'. It couldn't have been that way for 10 years." I went and found the crash issue. He was right. It wasn't in there for 10 years. It was in there for 15 years and he did it. Copy pasta errors.

So now the joke is when we find a bug: "Couldn't have been that way for 10 years."

@12bitfloat fuck off whitey!

The older I get the more everyone else looks like little kids.

@antigermgerm pretty sure Jesus referred to Javascript as the Synagogue of Satan. Might be paraphrasing.

I would like to meet a real Zulu warrior. I saw a special about them and they are some bad ass dudes. This guy had a scar on his chest when a lion came after him. He fended it off with a shield and big ass knife/sword. I don't care where you come from that is serious balls, skill, and adrenaline.

Then there are the mountain people who carry AK-47s and have snow leopards as pets in Asia. I don't know the story behind that, but very interesting.

When I was going to meetings regularly I would often crack jokes during the meeting. I am no longer invited to those meetings. I never did it out of turn. It was usually after my boss would ask "How is it going?"

The official reason I don't go is because they created middle management to reduce the meeting size. There was too many people in that meeting for sure.

I thought you were a Math addict... What is this shit Red Bull you been drinking? ;-)

This is the final form of this technique:

@12bitfloat maybe the life size Greta doll?

@jiraTicket I have a hosting account that is about $12 a month and configuring SSL really isn't that hard. But I say this as a programmer and not a non-tech user. Easy for me perhaps.

@Lensflare I was thinking Bruce Lee flipping onto his back, kicking pants off into hand, and flipping back onto his feet. Meanwhile making Bruce Lee noises.

Also wondering how tight your pants gotta be to need to gymnastics to get them off.

@cafecortado fluke owners are just still alive if there is a fault. Fluke meters are guaranteed to contain the fault. Cheap meters are prob not any good for anything above 120. Great for lower voltages though.

@BordedDev

"libraries assuming you're using conda"

This is nightmare shit right there.

My wife calls this my bad cooking experiments. I am a little ticked off about it. She made this really good gnoki soup that is a little light on seasoning. So I added parmesan and some white cheddar popcorn seasoning to it. She says, "I am glad I don't eat what you make." Seriously? I added the equivalent of salt. I try all sorts of food combos and some are good and some are ghastly. Sometimes I remember which is which.

Huh... Last time I used Python packages it would download compilers and do the compile for me. It wasn't an AI package though.

So I am using an online doc editor at work. If you press ctrl-s it displays a message about how it saves for you. Each time the message is a bit different (I think like 3 or 4 message texts). I keep waiting for it to lose it and say "YOU DON"T NEED TO FUCKING PRESS CTRL-S RETARD!" lol

@12bitfloat you can tell by dB level.

@12bitfloat yeah, the right data at the right time can make or break a project. Kinda wild a few bits can change everything.

@DreEleven escort near you? Fuck, wrong thread...

I think partly it is supporting dogshit from the 90s is why.

Imagine the expensive of making those recordings?

@cafecortado get digital dude. I write all my code with scantron sheets and scan it in as binary. Ran out of punch cards in 2024.

@Lensflare

Whats the matter? You can't stand the sight of an old lewd woman?

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